You Might Be A Racer If?

Found a bunch of these a couple days ago …. These are some that I can relate to 🙂

You might be a racer if?

  • You take your helmet along when you go to buy new eyeglasses or check out cars.
  • You refer to the corner down the street from your house as “Turn One.”
  • You have car parts in your cubicle at work.
  • You thoroughly enjoy showing the tailgater behind how to drive around a highway off-ramp.
  • You have racing shops (403-277-6291) programmed on on your speed dialer.
  • Your email address refers to your race car rather than to you.
  • You save broken car parts as “mementos”.
  • You bought a race car before buying a house.
    • You bought another race car before buying furniture for the new house.
    • You’re looking for a tow vehicle and still haven’t bought furniture!
  •  After your answer to “What did you do this weekend?” the next question is always: “And you do this for fun? Right?”
  • You remember the dates and details of every race you’ve ever been in, but can’t remember your phone number.
  • You’re registered for wedding gifts at Pegasus and Racer Wholesale. (or